Funny Jokes about Men

5 Funny Jokes about Men

1. Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven?
Because if they all went, it would be Hell.

2.Why do men like smart women?
Opposites attract.

3.How do men define a "50/50" relationship?
We cook-they eat; we clean-they dirty; we iron-they wrinkle.

4.How do men exercise on the beach?
By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini.

5.What did God say after creating man?
I can do so much better.